Damn, the fic fairy hit me hard last night. There’s an unproofread 2.1k word fic below cut. After a daring soul proofreads it, this goes to AO3. Enjoy part one of this version of the Satan Post.
There’s a pun in the title. See if you can find it.
tw: death, gore, opinion of Christianity
Tags: death, gore, demons, heaven, hell, satan, and so on as I think of them. Anything I’m missing?